• me: ugh why am i so lonely
  • friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
  • me: no
  • Notes

    i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

    (Source: blainiacs)

    Notes
  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude
  • Notes

    radiobread2:

    a great way to start a friendship with me is by sending me naked pictures of yourself

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